Hug-Sensei

Welcome to the Hug-Sensei shelter for Neglected Fictional Characters and the Rehabilitation of Star Whales.
If you are interested in adopting a character then please take a form. Please do not tap on the glass, it upsets the Doctors. Also please do not drop cigarette ends near the Sherlock enclosure as we are trying to get him to quit. Thank you and please enjoy your visit.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

unclefather:

bunnyfood:

Chickens need hugs too.

Fuck chickens because one time i watched a chicken eat a hard boiled egg with the shell on it and that’s cannibalism 

(Source: hannahbowl, via stephy-succubus)

mccoymedical:

ep0nine:

if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once

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zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

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caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

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gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

(Source: christinahendricks, via davidness)

wendyandjillmakeswill:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Omg!  You learn something new everyday…

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