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Welcome to the Hug-Sensei shelter for Neglected Fictional Characters and the Rehabilitation of Star Whales.
If you are interested in adopting a character then please take a form. Please do not tap on the glass, it upsets the Doctors. Also please do not drop cigarette ends near the Sherlock enclosure as we are trying to get him to quit. Thank you and please enjoy your visit.
sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever


distressed-kaiju-noises:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet


castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gazzymouse:

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

^ SO MUCH THIS

It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

Not only was Sophie depicted as sexy and desirable, but also as confident. She knew she was sexy and she owned that shit. Body confidence in ALL body types is SO important. We need so much more of this in children’s movies—well, actually, in movies in general. Everyone should be exposed to the ideology that a woman can be overweight and still be a confident and sexy person. Weight does not condemn you. Being an asshole condemns you.


wingsofwarriors:

anemia:

that door lick omg

"maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through"

wingsofwarriors:

anemia:

that door lick omg

"maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through"


wildletter:

Wandering Beasts by John Kenn

Kenn writes and directs television shows for children and when he’s not taking care of his own children, he draws monsters on post-it notes. His own “little window into a different work, made on office supplies.” 


linguisticsyall:

jaimetalangue:

whereisyourpippinnow:

aideanoakenshield:

go-west-brother:

bellaateyourmother:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe

fick dich

Actually, “pierdol się” would be better than “pierdolę cię”.

Erm ‘cazzo si’ means ‘fuck yeah’ lol If you want to say ‘fuck you’ in Italian it’s ‘VAFFANCULO’

thank you, I need it right now *rtries to remember wear all words*

Lol « baise-toi » means “fuck yourself” and that’s not even close to how we would actually say it
"Fuck you" is more like « va te faire foutre » which roughly translates as "go fuck yourself"

Lmao the dutch one says “get pleurisy”

linguisticsyall:

jaimetalangue:

whereisyourpippinnow:

aideanoakenshield:

go-west-brother:

bellaateyourmother:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe

fick dich

Actually, “pierdol się” would be better than “pierdolę cię”.

Erm ‘cazzo si’ means ‘fuck yeah’ lol If you want to say ‘fuck you’ in Italian it’s ‘VAFFANCULO’

thank you, I need it right now *rtries to remember wear all words*

Lol « baise-toi » means “fuck yourself” and that’s not even close to how we would actually say it

"Fuck you" is more like « va te faire foutre » which roughly translates as "go fuck yourself"

Lmao the dutch one says “get pleurisy”


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